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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
steal from
a blackbird
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a nature reserve
a service station
a supermarket
a woodland
a playground
a zoo
a restaurant
a school
a library
a taxi rank
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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