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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
steal from
a blackbird
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a cinema
an Ikea
a golf club
a nature reserve
a playground
a coffee shop
a park
a zoo
a restaurant
a service station
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Dan
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