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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
steal from
a squirrel
in
a zoo
in
…
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Harrogate
Ottery St Mary
Maldon
Wareham
Hebden Royd
Chulmleigh
Halewood
Dalton-in-Furness
Sandwich
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