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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
steal from
a duck 🦆
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Bingley
Kidderminster
Crosby
Uxbridge
Minchinhampton
Yate
Brierley
East Ham
West Bedlington
Newport
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