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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
slap
a swan 🦢
in
a taxi rank
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Lytham St Annes
Bury St Edmunds
Caistor
Southport
Mitcheldean
Morpeth
Chatteris
Cowes
Edgware
Ramsey
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