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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
slap
a coot
in
a cinema
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Paddock Wood
Reading
Taunton
Droitwich Spa
Hastings
Southport
Wallsend
Bungay
Midhurst
Hounslow
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