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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
slap
a magpie
in
a supermarket
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Corringham
Wimbledon
Barnstaple
Ross-on-Wye
Bewdley
Epworth
Melton Mowbray
Hawkinge
Sleaford
Sutton
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