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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
slap
a raccoon 🦝
in
a school
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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Wragby
Dawlish
Malmesbury
Haslingden
Wokingham
Woodley
Chorley
Portland
Colchester
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