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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
slap
a raccoon 🦝
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
Windsor
Romsey
Leyburn
East Ham
Chingford
Bruton
Helston
Shrewsbury
Oldham
Corby
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