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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
slap
a duck 🦆
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a supermarket
a school
a service station
a park
a nature reserve
a cinema
an Ikea
a woodland
a hospital
a zoo
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