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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
shock
a swan 🦢
in
a golf club
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Alcester
Shirebrook
Woburn Sands
Seaham
Rugeley
Hartland
Wivenhoe
Twickenham
Middleton
Walton-on-Thames
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