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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
shock
a duck 🦆
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Dalton-in-Furness
Heathfield
Carnforth
Sittingbourne
Ivybridge
Rowley Regis
Barking
Hinckley
Stockport
Chagford
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