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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
serve
a coot
in
an Ikea
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Bootle
Daventry
Bodmin
Berwick-upon-Tweed
Lostwithiel
Driffield
Woburn Sands
Yeovil
Newark-on-Trent
Wymondham
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