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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
serve
a magpie
in
a coffee shop
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Thornaby-on-Tees
Longtown
Mitcham
Sittingbourne
Neston
Telford
Hounslow
Amesbury
Plympton
Eastleigh
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