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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
serve
a squirrel
in
a taxi rank
in
…
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Ottery St Mary
Saltash
Minehead
Ramsgate
St Ives
Medlar-with-Wesham
Warminster
Telford
Diss
Slough
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