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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
serve
a squirrel
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Ferndown
Crook
Barking
Chester-le-Street
Bishop Auckland
Seaton
Charlbury
Broseley
Sprowston
Heathfield
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