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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
seize
a blackbird
in
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a golf club
a coffee shop
a station
a nature reserve
a school
a zoo
a woodland
a service station
a field
a hospital
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Dan
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