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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
seize
a magpie
in
a supermarket
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Clare
Kenilworth
Eccles
Withernsea
New Milton
Radstock
Bedworth
Ealing
Telscombe
Grange-over-Sands
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