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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
seize
a pigeon
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a park
a supermarket
a golf club
a corner shop
a station
a coffee shop
a playground
a woodland
a cinema
a school
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.