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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
seize
a squirrel
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a field
a hospital
a cinema
a nature reserve
a golf club
a taxi rank
a park
a school
a station
a supermarket
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.