Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My daughter tried to seize a duck 🦆 in an Ikea in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Burntwood Beaconsfield Cullompton Market Harborough Southport North Walsham Grange-over-Sands Chorley Rayleigh Stow-on-the-Wold

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.