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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
report
a swan 🦢
in
a cinema
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Blackpool
Brierfield
Cricklade
Axbridge
Ottery St Mary
Blackrod
Withernsea
Ilford
Oswestry
St Austell
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