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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
report
a goose
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a library
an Ikea
a service station
a zoo
a supermarket
a park
a school
a woodland
a hospital
a corner shop
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.