Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My daughter tried to report a duck 🦆 in a park in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Earby Midsomer Norton Wallsend Northfleet Horsham Barrow-in-Furness Appleby-in-Westmorland Ilkley Wragby Seaford

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.