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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
pluck
a coot
in
a nature reserve
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Hartlepool
Bakewell
Gateshead
Hunstanton
Rochester
Clare
Skipton
Brentwood
Braintree
Ashby-de-la-Zouch
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