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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
pluck
a magpie
in
a woodland
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Diss
Northleach with Eastington
Mildenhall
Yeovil
Neston
Whittlesey
St Ives
West Mersea
Dorking
Peacehaven
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