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Child escapades

My daughter tried to pluck a rat 🐀 in a supermarket in …

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Emsworth Newton Abbot Midsomer Norton Bishop's Stortford Winsford Market Bosworth Market Weighton Kenilworth Maldon Great Torrington

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