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Child escapades

My daughter tried to pluck a mouse 🐁 in a coffee shop in …

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Broadstairs and St Peter's Ludgershall Buckingham Bruton Ealing Wincanton Stonehouse Hoddesdon Haltwhistle Ramsgate

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