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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
pluck
a raccoon 🦝
in
a taxi rank
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Lymington
Boroughbridge
Brentford
Filey
Smethwick
Thetford
Haverhill
Seaham
Dovercourt
Worksop
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