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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
pluck
a squirrel
in
a nature reserve
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Godmanchester
Chorley
Shanklin
Long Sutton
Fordbridge
Chertsey
Queenborough-in-Sheppey
Glastonbury
Newlyn
Ramsgate
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