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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
poison
a coot
in
an Ikea
in
…
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Medlar-with-Wesham
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Stotfold
Lytham St Annes
Shildon
Kidsgrove
Maldon
Bootle
Leek
Ilkley
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