Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My daughter tried to poison a magpie in a golf club in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Kempston Wallasey Leigh-on-Sea Harlow Marlborough Long Sutton Ponteland Royston Grange-over-Sands Partington

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.