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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
poison
a robin
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a corner shop
a cinema
a taxi rank
a park
a service station
a woodland
a library
a playground
an Ikea
a supermarket
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.