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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
poison
a pigeon
in
a cinema
in
…
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Coggeshall
Shoreham-by-Sea
Stevenage
Hartland
Heathfield
Luton
Torpoint
Olney
Coleshill
Ashby-de-la-Zouch
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