Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My daughter tried to poison a rat 🐀 in an Ikea in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Watford Coleford Sandown Pickering Bexhill-on-Sea Bletchley and Fenny Stratford Warminster Stratford-upon-Avon Lutterworth Normanton

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.