Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My daughter tried to poison a raccoon 🦝 in a restaurant in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Newton-le-Willows Eastleigh Colchester Stalham Stonehouse Hounslow Middlesbrough Marazion Bourne Bradford-on-Avon

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.