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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
poison
a raccoon 🦝
in
a coffee shop
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Barking
Tow Law
Normanton
Crawley
Eastleigh
Ventnor
Atherstone
Todmorden
Edgware
Twickenham
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