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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
poison
a duck 🦆
in
a coffee shop
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Winsford
St Ives
Chippenham
Earley
Redenhall with Harleston
Gravesend
Padiham
Higham Ferrers
Rugby
Axminster
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