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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
oppress
a coot
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a nature reserve
an Ikea
a supermarket
a hospital
a service station
a woodland
a cinema
a park
a station
a playground
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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