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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
oppress
a crow
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a library
a nature reserve
an Ikea
a woodland
a zoo
a cinema
a playground
a hospital
a taxi rank
a station
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.