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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
oppress
a mouse 🐁
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a woodland
a corner shop
a taxi rank
an Ikea
a hospital
a supermarket
a playground
a field
a cinema
a service station
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.