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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
locate
a raccoon 🦝
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a nature reserve
a cinema
a playground
a park
a coffee shop
a field
a supermarket
an Ikea
a taxi rank
a hospital
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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