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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
jostle
a swan 🦢
in
a supermarket
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Hounslow
Dalton Town with Newton
Saxmundham
Gainsborough
March
Mirfield
Wragby
Blackburn
Knutsford
Bridlington
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