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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
jostle
a coot
in
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a field
an Ikea
a taxi rank
a restaurant
a corner shop
a nature reserve
a hospital
a zoo
a park
a golf club
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