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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
jostle
a blackbird
in
a restaurant
in
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St Helens
Newark-on-Trent
Southend-on-Sea
Burton upon Trent
Camelford
Swaffham
Royal Leamington Spa
Eton
Redenhall with Harleston
Worksop
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