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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
jostle
a magpie
in
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
an Ikea
a restaurant
a coffee shop
a corner shop
a field
a hospital
a school
a supermarket
a station
a zoo
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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