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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
jostle
a crow
in
a taxi rank
in
…
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Crawley
Bourne
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Newton Aycliffe
Hertford
Uckfield
Coleford
Royal Wootton Bassett
Southall
Ipswich
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