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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
jostle
a pigeon
in
a coffee shop
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Bruton
Bromsgrove
Eccleshall
Eccles
Malvern
Houghton Regis
Banbury
Pudsey
Bexhill-on-Sea
Chesham
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