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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
jostle
a raccoon 🦝
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
Sheringham
St Blaise
Morpeth
Stourbridge
Wisbech
Penwortham
Widnes
Helston
Abingdon-on-Thames
Loughborough
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