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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
jostle
a goose
in
a supermarket
in
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start another snivelling excuse
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Stockton-on-Tees
Marazion
Chester-le-Street
Maldon
Luton
Hingham
Kirkby Stephen
Leyland
Pudsey
Rothbury
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