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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
instruct
a swan 🦢
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Bridgwater
Dover
Swanley
Shefford
Bexley
Washington
Keynsham
Fakenham
Acton
Sawbridgeworth
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